Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need water and some morals
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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