So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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