i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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