All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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