Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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