There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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