it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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