then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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