Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Just puked most of my soul out..
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