5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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