Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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