doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i need some magic done to my vagina
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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