dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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