told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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