Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
that is very illegal...i love you.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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