so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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