You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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