yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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