How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
