It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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