I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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