when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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