What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
