We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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