rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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