I need help removing her.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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