Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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