he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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