he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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