I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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