She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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