I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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