just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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