i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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