I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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