And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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