when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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