Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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