You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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