yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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