just come out here and I will go home with you...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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