People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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