if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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