Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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