there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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