i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
