I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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