On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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