have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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