well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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