I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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