And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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