he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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